Favorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
Angie: There's so many Mexicans now. It's like a Home Depot parkin' lot in here.
Leanne: Dominicans. If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate, or you just look dumb.
No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.Suzanne
If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person.Red
Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.
You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.Healy
You take a woman's power away. Her work, her family her currency. You leave her with one coin...the one she was born with. It may be tawdry and demeaning, but if she has to, she will spend it. But you're right, your feelings count too.Red
I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.Crazy Eyes
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).Alex
OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.Alex
Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?Boo