Orange is the New Black
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No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.
Suzanne
Every day in this place I get more confused.
Gloria
You know, I respect that, but I'm pretty that under the present circumstances even Paul McCartney would be all up in the tuna casserole.
Piper
Bitch, look around you. We in a prison complex. A cow breaks me out of here, I stop eating meat that day.
Poussey
What could I possibly try to be taking out of prison?
Piper
Mendez is back, bitches!
Pornstache
Larry: You, you, ah, could stay here if you want.
Piper: Wow. You couldn't even make that sound as if you meant it.
If I can't be with grandmother, I'm at least going to enjoy this trip for her.
Piper
Larry: I can't believe you're wasting your time on lettuce.
Piper: Do you know how long it's been since I had a vegetable that actually crunched?
Larry: I slept with someone.
Piper: Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?
When I said prove it, I meant in a Coach Taylor kind of way, not a terrify all the inmates kind of way.
Caputo
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.