Orange is the New Black
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Are you kidding me? Kukudio is a suspect and I'm not? Heck I killed a cop with his own gun. Oh. Wait...Did I get caught for that? [sighs] I'm getting old.
Frieda
Coates: It's just a job, man, and it's not a very good one.
Bayley: Well, it's definitely different than I thought it'd be. Like, so sad that it's almost supernatural.
You are really good at lying to yourself.
Pennsatucky [to Nicky]
Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle, or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?
Nicky [to Pennsatucky]
Piscatella: Sorry to keep you waiting.
Red: Well, don't be. I was enjoying the ambience. So stark...like I'm back in the Kremlin.
Red: Useful how?
Piscatella: Anything would be appreciated.
Red: Aspirin reduces your risk of heart attack...but can be toxic in large amounts.
Caputo: You've never actually been to Litchfield, have you? Have you ever been in any prison.
Linda: It never seemed necessary.
People don't change. I should know. My mom sent me to gay conversion camp.
Piscatella
I've really tried so hard, but the harder I try, the worse things seem to get.
Healy
Caputo: Listen to me. This isn't for someone like you. This place crushes anything good. It's like a monster that's grown too big for its stubby little legs, and now it's stumbling around crushing whole cities. You can't survive it Bayley.
Bayley: Are you the city or the monster, sir?
Caputo: Neither. Both, I... Even if you're the city now, one day you'll be the monster. Working here changes who you are.
Look, I still got some time left here, but I'm getting out eventually, and it feels like it's time to start focusing on that. Make sure I have a plan.
Poussey
I forgave him. And you know what? It ain't about him. I forgave him for me.
Doggett
