Now you're like a case of pop. You've got value.

Pennsatucky's Mom

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• Added: June 16, 2015

Big Boo: Hey, maybe next time you can suck his d*ck, get us an ice cream cake.
Pennsatucky: C'mon, you know that would melt before it got here, so that's not a good idea, duh.

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• Added: June 16, 2015

Then why do girls like it when men call them sluts during sex? Or b*tches? Or dirty whores who love cum?

Crazy Eyes

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• Added: June 16, 2015

Sofia: You are trippin'.
Gloria: I am mothering. And I am a ferocious, pissed-off, real mother. But you wouldn't know nothing about that, would you? Nah. 'Cause you ain't nothing real.

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Taystee: Why don't y'all just look it up?
Cindy: Can't, ain't no dictionary.

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• Added: June 16, 2015