My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw.

Red

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• Added: June 08, 2014

Big Boo: Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten.
Piper: Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.

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• Added: June 08, 2014

I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.

Nicky

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• Added: June 08, 2014

Seriously, enough of the clitorference.

Big Boo

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• Added: June 08, 2014

I've seen some funky punany in my day. I'm not gonna leave that up to chance.

Sophia

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• Added: June 08, 2014

For the love of God girls, the whole is not inside the hole.

Sophia

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• Added: June 08, 2014