Orange is the New Black Season 2 Episode 10: "Little Mustachioed Shit" Quotes
Bennett: Daya, I would go to jail.
Daya: Well at least we would be even.
What is the oldest trick in the book? Poop? In a bag? On fire?!Piper
Piper: Why don't you get me an iPhone so I can take pictures and play Candy Crush. I told you before, I'm not risking my freedom for your f*cking byline.
Andrew: Piper, this woman is a criminal.
Piper: Yeah? So am I.
Congratulations. You've officially ruined a man's life.Figueora
Morello: Ahh! I think I did the left side too much. The arch is too high?
Nicky: Yeah, it looks like you're really skeptical about everything, but I think the leery look is hot.
Doesn't everyone lie to everyone?Nicky
You can't walk home without your shoes. They're nice shoes.Alex
Piper. They're from Marshall's. F*ck you.
Alex: What kind of a lesbian are you?
Piper: The boob-touching kind.