I don't have rage. I'm just sad.

Pennsatucky

I made kids, and then I fucked them up.

Aleida

Taystee: You got to stop using slavery as every time you wanna justify some foolishness.
Black Cindy: I'm just using it as a placeholder until I become Jewish, and I can pin it on Hitler.

You know what the worst part of becoming a woman is? Having to participate in this catty, backstabby bullshit!

Sophia

Hardcore? I worked with the Russian mafia. We make the Italians look like guppies.

Red

Nice group you got here. Congrats on nothing.

Soso

Big Boo: Did he force you?
Pennsatucky: Well, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I could've used a bit of a warm-up. Doesn't really feel any good when you're not ready.
Big Boo: You know there's a word for that, right?
Pennsatucky: No. No, it's not his fault. I was the one. I was flirting too much. I was smiling, and I was really confusing.

Taystee: Why don't y'all just look it up?
Cindy: Can't, ain't no dictionary.

Maureen: Suzanne, tell us about your process.
Crazy Eyes: I think of sh*t and write it down.

Now you're like a case of pop. You've got value.

Pennsatucky's Mom

Big Boo: Hey, maybe next time you can suck his d*ck, get us an ice cream cake.
Pennsatucky: C'mon, you know that would melt before it got here, so that's not a good idea, duh.

It was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like everyone was covering up the empty feelings.

Leanne