Orange is the New Black
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Now you're like a case of pop. You've got value.
Pennsatucky's Mom
Sofia: You are trippin'.
Gloria: I am mothering. And I am a ferocious, pissed-off, real mother. But you wouldn't know nothing about that, would you? Nah. 'Cause you ain't nothing real.
Taystee: Why don't y'all just look it up?
Cindy: Can't, ain't no dictionary.
Then why do girls like it when men call them sluts during sex? Or b*tches? Or dirty whores who love cum?
Crazy Eyes
Big Boo: Hey, maybe next time you can suck his d*ck, get us an ice cream cake.
Pennsatucky: C'mon, you know that would melt before it got here, so that's not a good idea, duh.
Pearson: But how can there be, uh, this many Jews in here? I mean, who are the Jews?
Caputo: I know. It's confusing, right? We used to have them wear the Stars of David, but we had to stop doing that after World War II. I don't remember why.
Ladies, now is the time to be bold. For when these men smell your panties, they are smelling your character. Let them smell daring and courage. Let them smell women who are unabashed and un-self-conscious. And let them say that Litchfield is a place where women love their bodies and have love to spare.
Piper
I don't know what is going to happen, and if you guys don't get out of here, I can't write it to find out. So, if you love Time Hump Chronicles, please leave”.
Crazy Eyes
Killers don't look like killers if they're good at their jobs.
Alex
You know what gives me a headache? This job! I gotta be there for my son because he needs a mother. I didn't ask for this shit. You know that my ankles are swollen. I got calluses! And then my hair, smells like canola oil. I fucking hate this place. I quit!
Gloria
I'm going for the Jewish experience. You feel me? Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing. Man, I need some, like… Seinfeld episodes. Oh! Ka-ching! Check it out! Woody fucking Allen. Now, that's some Jew shit right there.
Black Cindy
We have captive women, and we have underwear. All we need to do is recruit a bunch of girls with super stinky tutus, and then figure out a way to get the used goods out there to the freaks who want them.
Piper
