P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Season 1 Episode 7: "Last Call For Alcohol" Quotes
Autumn: I shot you.
Montavious: Not well enough.
It's be a cold day in Hell before Keyshawn leaves me so stay in your line, trailer park.
Derek [to Gidget]
Gidget: I just don't understand why [Keyshawn] won't just leave.
Autumn: Because that's when they're most likely to kill you.
Gidget: It sounds like something you know personally.
Clifford: Nigga, how you get my car down here?
Murda: How you think? I stole it.
Autumn: But you gotta want something more than that.
Mercedes: Ain't no love for ladies selling lust because that's all they ever want from you.
Don't you make me bury The Pynk without my bottom bitch.
Clifford [to Mercedes]
Without this club, I don't have nothing. And these girls, these girls. Ain't no orphanage for ho's. And who's gonna hire Big L? Hell, I barely wanted to hire Big L. He's scary.
Clifford [to Mercedes]
I've got a message for the mayor. You tell that if The Pynk going down, I ain't gonna be the only one suckin' dick. Because I'm blessed and highly favored. So those casino folk best get ready because I love me some deep throat.
Clifford [to Sheriff Bailey]
Corbin: You know how these backwoods niggers are.
Clifford: Crawl up now. Your cracker side's riding. You'd best replace that "er" with an "a."
Ruffin: I have to keep the promises to certain folk around here, Andre.
Andre: You got bad knees, God-daddy. Don't stay down there too long.
Wyatt: Ain't this pouring sugar on shit.
Mayor Ruffin: Shit with sugar on it is better than nothin', don't ya think, Wyatt?
Patrice: What in the hell?
Uncle Clifford: Now you listen here, Patrice. OK? What you're not going to do is disrespect me, 'cause I could have easily let your ass rot in that jail for what you did to Mercedes. But this thing here is bigger than the both of us.
