Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Chris: What did you do for her?
Ron: Fixed her pothole.
Chris: Is that a euphemism?
Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.Andy
No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.Andy
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
Andy: What else does your family own?
Lord Covington: Well, um have you heard of Scotland?
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.Ron
Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Donna: I love breakfast cereal.
This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy. I'm down to one word a minute and the word is perflipiskop. Because I can't fly spaceships.Donna
Tom: You went on a vacation and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?!
Leslie: Tom, Muncie is a lovely city.
When I eat it is the food that is scared.Ron
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron