Parks and Recreation

"Phenomenon" means to "search a cave."
Andy

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Rating: Unrated

My wife, "April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer!"
Andy

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I don't understand what's the problem Officer, just train the ocean!
Andy

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I once found a rock that look like Santa Claus -- hat and everything.
Andy

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You're what keeps me going. You're my "VerizonChipotleExon."
Andy

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Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town!
April

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Oh, people grieve in different ways.
Leslie

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His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.
Ron

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Lucy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to marry me.
Tom

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I'm gonna turn the "mayoral office" into "my oral office."
The Douche

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All that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly, and irrationally.
Donna

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Rating: Unrated