Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.
Treat yo' self -- in Beverly Hills!
Tom
How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.
Leslie
Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?
Andy
Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.
April
PSYCH!
Dennis Feinstein
The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.
Dennis Feinstein
All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.
Tom
I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.
Donna
It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!
Craig
I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.
Craig
Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.
Ron