Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 2: "Flu Season" Quotes
Jerry: Leslie, you look tired and you're all sweaty.
Leslie: You look tired and you're all sweaty all the time. What's your excuse. You wanna go there, Jerry?
Jerry: No.
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Ron
OK, well I'm not very good at visiting people in hospitals, so I'm going to go
Ron
Here. I didn't know what to bring you, so I just got some magazines and lipstick. Woman stuff.
Ron
J.J.: Sure, anything for my favorite customer.
Leslie: I bet you say that to all the girls.
J.J.: Oh no, no. Actually you are my favorite. You've spent over a thousand dollars last year on waffles alone.
April: Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?
Ann: Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.
April: Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty.
