The hug machine is here! Smiling on all cylinders!

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I'm gonna buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.

Tom

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Tom: Ron, ask me if I'm sad.
Ron: No.

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Uhhhh...you're on fire.

Donna

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Andy will never be the new Jerry. Nothing embarrasses him. He is like a giant puppy with no shame.

Donna

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April: Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. Next to making out with you.
Andy: Remember when we did that at the same time? It made him so uncomfortable!

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Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it.

Ben

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As much as we want this to happen, we can't just let Jerry disappear!

Leslie

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Every memory deserves to be chronicled! Even the saggy ones.

Leslie

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