Parks and Recreation Season 7 Episode 2: "Ron and Jammy" Quotes
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.
April
This is why they call it Beantown, huh?
Andy
Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.
Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Ron: No.
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.
I'm better now! I mean sure I'm depressed, and I'm constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!
Councilman Jamm
April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?
Andy: Head coach of the Chicago Bulls.
Tom: No he's uhh, we're with a non profit -
Andy: What!? No! Am I? That sucks.
Chicagooooo! The big apple!
Andy
It's like rescuing a bunny from a lion! But that lion is a demonic sociopath - with really nice cleavage.
Leslie
The snooker has become the snort!
Leslie
Andy: We. Are going. To Chicago!
Tom: Andy, think about what you're saying right now? Because it's the smartest idea anyone's ever had! Let's go!
