Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.

Ron

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• Added: January 27, 2015

I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.

Craig

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• Added: January 27, 2015

It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!

Craig

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• Added: January 27, 2015

I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.

Donna

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• Added: January 27, 2015

All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.

Tom

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• Added: January 27, 2015

The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.

Dennis Feinstein

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• Added: January 27, 2015

PSYCH!

Dennis Feinstein

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• Added: January 27, 2015

Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.

April

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• Added: January 27, 2015

Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?

Andy

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• Added: January 27, 2015

How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.

Leslie

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• Added: January 27, 2015

Treat yo' self -- in Beverly Hills!

Tom

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• Added: January 27, 2015

Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

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• Added: January 27, 2015