Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 15: "The Bubble" Quotes
I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.Ben
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.Andy
Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.Ron
[To Leslie] Your Mom, kind of made a pass at me.Ben
This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy. I'm down to one word a minute and the word is perflipiskop. Because I can't fly spaceships.Donna
Leslie: When I first met you I thought you were a fascist hard ass.
Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.â€¨
Leslie: Should we?
There's a whole room on the fourth floor where they store the knives they've confiscated from people who went to the fourth floor to stab someone.Tom
Chris: Somebody say my name.â€¨
â€¨Chris: Swivel! What is it, Jerry?
â€¨Jerry: You told me to say your name.
â€¨Chris: And you did a great job superstar.
This is my favorite part about having a new city manager. They always try to shake things up and their ideas are terrible and it brings city hall to a grinding halt. I just grab a few donuts, sit back, and enjoy the show.Ron
Chris: Jerry, I believe you are capable of much more.â€¨
Jerry: I'm not.â€¨
You know what I should do? I should get my mother a one way ticket to London, leaving today. That way Ben never has to meet her and I could visit her in London. Everybody wins.Leslie