Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.

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Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Ron

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Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.

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Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie

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First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

Andy

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