Parks and Recreation Quotes
When I was in sixth grade, I was voted best dressed by 87 votes. And there were only 63 people in my class.
Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: (Nervously) My mom's here.. My mom's here.. my mom's here..
(stares at the fire alarm)
Leslie Knope: No, I can't do that. That's illegal.
I'm going to see my mom. She's a big mucky-muck in the county school system. She's my hero. How do I explain her? She's as repected as Mother Theresa; she's as powerful as Stalin and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.
Leslie Knope
Local citizen: Look, I think this is a great idea, but I can't make any forum. I would have to get a babysitter...
Leslie Knope: How old are your kids?
Local citizen: Four and two.
Leslie Knope: Could the four-year-old watch the two-year-old?
Sir? This is a childrens slide. You're not allowed to sleep here.
Leslie Knope
These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So what hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring ... loudly at me.
Leslie Knope
Well, if you want something done in this town, you call Mark Brendanawicz because he's a city planner, but he's more than that. He's kind of a fixer. He fixes things. He's a smart, capable guy. He just .... he knows where the bodies are buried.
Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So this was built in 1935. It's called Pioneer Hall. And a little trivia: it is one of the first structures in America to ever have locks.
This is my basketball court. I don't want to see any double dribbles. I don't want to see any three second violations.
Ron Swanson
This is where the rubber of government meets the road of actual human beings.
Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Dream with me for a second, Ann: doesn't this neighborhood deserve a first class park? Imagine a shiny new playground with a jungle gym; and swings; pool; tennis courts; volleyball courts; raquetball courts; basketball courts; regulation football field; we can put an ampitheater with 'Shakespeare in the Park'...
Ann Perkins: It's really not that big of a pit.
Leslie Knope: We can do some of those things.
(singing while drunk) Soul Sister, Soul Sister, better get that dough sister! Sweet Lady Marmalarde.
Leslie Knope
