Parks and Recreation Season 3 Quotes
"It's like if you could have a Xbox pancake."
Andy
"The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday but it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint."
Ron
This brook won't stop babbling. Shut up!
April
What the fuck is a German muffin?!?
Ron
Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
That's the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast.
Leslie
It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Ron [on fishing]
You only get one chance to make a second impression.
Leslie
Andy: I do love you.
April: You do?
Andy: Yea.. that's what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.
All of you be quiet. Andy, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" instead of "I love you too." April, he loves you. Stop being a child. Tom, you're clearly at fault here. Blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of watching Lil Sebastian. So everyone apologize to everyone else.
Ron
Jerry, can you please be quiet? I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.
April
I'm not mad at Andy. Andy's great. I awesome sauce Andy.
April
