Evelyn: She doesn't date ballplayers.
Trevor: Well she struck me out three times tonight. Clearly I'm no ballplayer.
Ginny: You trying to strike out a fourth time?

Evelyn: Why is he sending a drink to Ginny? What's wrong with this?
Blip: Because you look happy, content, and satisfied and he doesn't want to mess with this.

Tommy: She'll go out with rappers but not ball players.
Ginny: First of all, I'm not going out with Drake. I've never met Drake. But I have met you guys. I don't care if you're rappers or doctors I'm never going out with your guys.

Amelia: I'll see you around.
Mike: Yeah you will!

Amelia: Hey um, just confirming, we can't-
Mike: Relax, I'm not gonna say anything, although I don't know why, we're both single and consenting. Ginny's a big girl.
Amelia: She still carries your rookie card and had your poster on her wall.
Mike: Really? She had me on her wall?

Amelia: Sorry, I don't have time to eat.
Mike: This is for me.

Mike: I'm tired of being a life coach to these 23 year old boys. I'm tired of not having anyone to talk to at night. God, I miss you! I want my wife back.
Rachel: I'm engaged.

I came to south Texas, Ginny, because I knew you needed me.

Amelia

You just obliterated my life in two sentences Eric, forgive me if I don't want to give you the satisfaction of seeing me cry.

Amelia

They're going to fire you.

Assistant

A woman's not responsible for her own sexual assault because she went into the wrong locker room. That's not only wrong it's dangerous. We don't need to make sure that every girl goes in the right room we need to make sure every boy knows it's wrong to rape.

Ginny

Seems like I'm making a statement just by existing lately.

Ginny

Pitch Quotes

Ginny: But none of that matters, you know why?
Frank: No, but color me intrigued.
Ginny: Because today I'm the starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.

Amelia