You may not trust your fastball, but you need to trust me.

Mike

Why did God make me so damn appealing to women. It's a curse, really. It really is.

Mike

The guys love that the slowest fastball in the league, gets the most media attention.

Ginny

Lawson: Light turn out.
Blip: I wonder why.

Lawson, my team's broke, I got pitchers taking swings at center fielders. I got girls changing in closets. I got pissy owners.

Al

Hi, Will Baker, and I'm from stay the hell away from my sister, company.

Will

It's Ginnsanity in San Diego.

Sportscaster

My body's breaking down, Rach, I don't know how many years I have left to play.

Mike

Can you cut Baker some slack, with all the over the top feminist stuff.

Mike

You clearly love her. You clearly want what's best for her, but Will you are so far over your head I can barely see you.

Amelia

I'm not a brand, I'm a ball player!

Ginny

Mike: Who is that?
Ginny: My agent, maybe my former agent.

Pitch Quotes

Ginny: But none of that matters, you know why?
Frank: No, but color me intrigued.
Ginny: Because today I'm the starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.

Amelia