The picture on the screen is a joke, I'm not really a fan of Gilmore Girls. Unless you are, then I am Team Jess.

Dan

Emily: Hashtag haters.
Wendy: Wait, who are the haters?
Emily: I don't know.

Teddy: Were the orphans okay?
Van: Who cares?

She's already stalked the new girl's Facebook page to 2012.

Jackie

Van: What is wrong with this picture?
Jackie: There are no women or minorities?

Teddy: Did you just call yourself a bitch?
Emily: I am better over email.

Anyone else stay out of a hotel carved out of ice this weekend?

Van

MuTow is short for Murder Town

Jackie

So you know how everyone wants to have sex with robots, right?

Wendy

We should probably go inside soon because there's an evil pumpkin flying around.

Jackie

You don't see that everyday

Emily

Emily: Why are you drinking champagne?
Van: Because I'm so sad.

Powerless Season 1 Quotes

You don't see that everyday

Emily

Emily: Why are you drinking champagne?
Van: Because I'm so sad.