I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

Aria

You're a freak and I love you.

Aria [to Spencer]

Spencer: I made some pasta if you're hungry.
Melissa: I'm not eating pasta. I don't wanna be depressed and fat.

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna

Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Alison

Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.

Ali

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

That's a very pretty dress. But you should know it gives you back fat.

Caleb [to Kate]

Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

Emily

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You're dead meat.

Hanna

Emily: Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna: Who is?

Melissa: When did that happen?
Spencer: What...Caleb were friends?
Melissa: Really? 'Cause? I know how you like to shop out of other people's carts.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer