Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Mona (to Spencer)

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

Spencer: God, why are you so mean, Dean?
Dean: Because you make me tense, Spence.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

Oh honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me.

Ali

Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.

It's immortality, my darlings.

Alison