It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella

Emily: This is me relaxed.
Hanna: We're gonna have to work on that.

You don't bury old sporting equipment. But you do bury murder weapons.

Spencer

Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close.

Alison

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer