Ali deboozified the place when she thought Charlotte was coming home.

Hanna

Did you tell Paige that she almost got two Emilys for the price of one?

Hanna

That b*tch can keep a secret. I respect that.

Mona

Emily: Ali's going on trial for murder, she's trying to take us all down with her, and I keep trying to figure out if a girl is flirting with me or not.
Caleb: Well in the middle of a war, you have to remember what you're fighting for.

I don't think she was gutting fish.

Hanna

Hanna: I can't believe you told my mom everything.
Caleb: It's called the truth, something we all need to become familiar with.
Hanna: Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.

Paige

So much for just going to her car.

Hanna

Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.

Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.

Ella

I don't have to hide, you do. And you're gonna wish you stayed dead.

Mona [to Ali]

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer