Oh honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me.

Ali

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Cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here.

Emily

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I smell dead people.

Hanna

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I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

Hanna

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Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

Hanna

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They don't make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head.

Spencer

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