So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

Aria

If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

Mona

Wren: My family has issues too.
Spencer: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Aria

Ella: Second guessing her every move is starting feel a little extreme.
Byron: No, dating your English teacher is extreme.

I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

Hanna

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

Mona

Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

Aria (on Noel)

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

B is for bad.

Spencer

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.