Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

I may have broken my left arm, but my right arm is fine.

Toby (to Wren)

Life isn't always romantic. Sometimes, it's realistic.

Ezra

Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Mona (to Spencer)

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Hanna

Laugh now, but I'll be sending you a hand-written "thank you" note for letting me interrupt your conversation.

Holden

That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Hanna

These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair.

Emily

I'm in love with your daughter. I love Aria.

Ezra

Jackie: Don't be angry.
Ezra: Angry doesn't begin to describe how I feel about you right now.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

B is for bad.

Spencer

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.