Prodigal Son
Tuesdays 9:00 PM on FOXProdigal Son Season 1 Episode 14: "Eye Of The Needle" Quotes
Malcolm: If you were going to kill me right now, how would you do it?
Martin: Jeeze, son. What a morbid thought. I'm afraid my options are a tad restricted.
Martin: This is nonsense. I could never hurt you.
Malcolm: Why?
Martin: Because you're my son. I mean could you kill me?
Malcolm: No, of course not.
Gil: I knew this vacation wouldn't last.
JT: Be honest, did you kill this guy so you could get back to work?
Malcolm: This one fell into my lap. Tell them mother.
Hey, you stole my thunder. It's ok; I've got plenty of thunder.
Edrisa
Dani: Do you think we should question your dad?
Malcolm: No, I don't. I mean, not yet. Martin Whitly is psychopathic, he's not superhuman.
Edrisa: It's also unnecessary because you're completely wrong. Sorry, that came out harsher than I intended. I was going for a playful repartee. Have I mentioned how much I missed you?
Malcolm: I've missed you too. Now tell me why I'm completely wrong.
So you'll just put anything on the air? If it bleeds, it leads?
Dani
Oh, that's the photo you're going with? Not my best angle but c'est la vie.
Martin
Hold on, this is my show, and I ask the questions. Who is that man you killed? Tell me, or I will cut to commercial and you won't get your million dollars.
Ainsley
Jessica: Why would anyone do that? You'd think I would understand after all these years, but I don't.
Malcolm: That's a good thing. You're not supposed to.
Go easy on yourself. Both of you. If I flew off the handle every time a Whitly went rogue on me, I wouldn't get anything done.
Gil
Malcolm: Why are you hear, mother?
Jessica: I have something urgent to discuss with your father. I just need a minute alone with him.
Martin: Well, as much as it pains me to say this, I don't think I'm allowed a conjugal visit right now. I'm a little bit on thin ice when it comes to privileges.
Malcolm: You're here to kill him.
Martin: I'm sorry, what's that now?
Jessica: He said your father has to die.
