Popular Psych Quotes
Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.
My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Lodge Blackman.
Shawn
Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?
Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.
I am going to have to ask you to calm down, sir, or I will have to taze you in the face.
Shawn [to Carlton]
Can we pull people over and stuff?
Gus
I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.
Karen
You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.
Shawn
Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.
Shawn
That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.
Shawn [about Juliet]
I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.
Henry
Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.
