Lassiter: You saw him too, Guster?
Gus: No, But I see him now.

Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!

Shawn[ to Gus]

I'm so proud of you man!

Shawn[ to Cal]

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

Shawn

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

"Suck home plate!"

Shawn [to Henry]

Groove to it, Shawn.

Gus

This is your fault.

Shawn

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

Oh, and he drives a blueberry.

Shawn

You just can't stand me winning.

Carlton[to Shawn]

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.