I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.

Henry

That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.

Shawn [about Juliet]

Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.

Shawn

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.

Karen

Can we pull people over and stuff?

Gus

I am going to have to ask you to calm down, sir, or I will have to taze you in the face.

Shawn [to Carlton]

Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.

Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?

My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Lodge Blackman.

Shawn

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

Psych Season 5 Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.