Buzz: Wow, you're like a robot.
Carlton: That's the comment someone made on my eHarmony I guess it must be true.

Shawn: I will protect you.
Juliet: And I will protect you right back.

Do you remember the exact moment that you realized you were psycho?

Shawn [to Allison]

Don't get your 1950's boxers in a bunch, Carlton.


Shawn has taken a lover... yay!


If you want redemption, then help us track down Yin and save this girl.


Looks like somebody was a bad girl and raided mommy's closet.


Shawn: So you know that Gus has hepatitis K?
Gus: What are you doing?
Shawn: Trying to prevent a nightmare.

Gus J. Gupta, my expert witness.


I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.

Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]

Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

We are going to use impulse control. It's the art of controlling out impulses.


Psych Season 5 Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.