Ashley: You have two holes in your neck.
Todd: I do?
Ashley: How are you not aware of the neck hole situation?
Todd: I... don't... know...

You're experiencing suspicious gaps in your memory due to some unknown intervention. Would you be willing to give me a urine sample?

Ashley

Sarah: I work at the slushie shack and read gothic fiction, I'm too average to be the study of a CIA experiment.
Ashley: True.

Reginald: I told him what to do, and he did exactly what I said!
Maurice: Again, Impossible.

Reginald the Vampire Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Reginald: I told him what to do, and he did exactly what I said!
Maurice: Again, Impossible.

Sarah: I work at the slushie shack and read gothic fiction, I'm too average to be the study of a CIA experiment.
Ashley: True.