Reginald the Vampire
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Reginald: I promise you our next date is gonna be so, so normal. It'll be boring.
Sarah: Well, it'll have to be boring in order for us to course-correct. Maybe we file taxes?
Reginald: We could sit at a bus stop and not get on the bus?
Sarah: Oohh how late is the DMV open?
Reginald: I don't understand the point of this exercise!
Mike: Visualize. Believe. Achieve.
Reginald: Or conversely I can buy a big hammer. When do I get to hit it!
Mike: Focus!
Vampires nest. It's what we do! Not too many of our kind live alone. Maybe its because time passes so slowly and there's so much of it.
Mike
Claire: I'll take a chocoholic blast with a-
Reginald: -a pinch of tropical coconut!
Claire: Make it a dash this time, I think I'm building up a tolerance.
Reginald: A dash?
Claire: It's like one and a half pinches.
Reginald: Right. Standard American units.
Maurice: Gonna invite me in?
Reggie: I'm pretty sure that's something they just made up on TV.
Maurice: You still got good manners, right?
Mike: Fine, I'll train you.
Reginald: wait wait wait wait, what happened to this not being your fight?
Mike: You and I have something in common.
Reginald: What, nice cheekbones?
Mike: A second chance. We both want one, and I figure helping you is a step in the right direction.
Reginald: Why do you need a second chance?
Mike: We get through this thing in one piece, and I'll tell you the whole sad story.
Eve: To you, Angela, for breaking the rules without a second thought.
Angela: I didn't turn him.
Eve: But you are regional director. Whether you had a hand in it or not, an abomination was born under your watch. If you weren't under a microscope before, you are now. Thanks for sharing!
Maurice: Look, you don't have to come with me, but I owe her a goodbye.
Angela: Of course, I'm coming with you. If I left you alone, who knows the trail of bodies you'd leave behind? And then that would be another mess I'd have to clean up!
Maurice: We will change the world.
Angela: And then, we'll live long enough to watch it change again.
Ashley: You have two holes in your neck.
Todd: I do?
Ashley: How are you not aware of the neck hole situation?
Todd: I... don't... know...
You're experiencing suspicious gaps in your memory due to some unknown intervention. Would you be willing to give me a urine sample?
Ashley
Sarah: I work at the slushie shack and read gothic fiction, I'm too average to be the study of a CIA experiment.
Ashley: True.
