Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 3 Episode 6: "Bye Bye Birdie" Quotes
Mike: Taxpayers shouldn't have a say in how their taxes dollars are spent. That's called anarchy!
Ben: Well, some people call it democracy.
Ben: I asked to see you in my office.
Mike: No, you said you'd LIKE to see me in your office, and I don't blame you. Hell, I'm a statue of masculinity. If I was in your office, you'd probably walk in every morning and say, 'Damn, now that's what I want to be.'
Ben: If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you.
Mike: And I'd want you to 'cause I'd be made out of metal, and I'd be cold. See? Even as a statue, man, I still get what I want.
You know, for the first time in my life, I feel like I have what it takes to be a mother.
D'Arcy
Asta: I am so tired of playing parent to this alien child. It's enough to do it at home.
D'Arcy: Yeah.
Asta: What?
D'Arcy: Nothing. You're just not really doing it at home.
Asta: I told you. Jay and I are in a good place. I don't want to ruin that.
D'Arcy: Right. You're afraid to piss off the teenager who lives with us and eats my yogurt, so now I have no yogurt.
Asta: I'd rather be a martyr than a loose cannon!
D'Arcy: That is exactly what a martyr would say!
Asta: Loose cannon!
D'Arcy: Martyr!
Heather: Both of 'em sound like my sister's girlchild.
Joseph: You have a niece called Knees?
Heather: Yeah, she's my niece.
Joseph: How are we losing to you people?
Liv: Is the woman Lena Torres?
Mike: Let's call her Mina Flores.
