And I'd want you to 'cause I'd be made out of metal, and I'd be cold. See? Even as a statue,...

Ben: I asked to see you in my office.
Mike: No, you said you'd LIKE to see me in your office, and I don't blame you. Hell, I'm a statue of masculinity. If I was in your office, you'd probably walk in every morning and say, 'Damn, now that's what I want to be.'
Ben: If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you.
Mike: And I'd want you to 'cause I'd be made out of metal, and I'd be cold. See? Even as a statue, man, I still get what I want.


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Resident Alien Season 3 Episode 6: "Bye Bye Birdie"
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Ben: I asked to see you in my office.
Mike: No, you said you'd LIKE to see me in your office, and I don't blame you. Hell, I'm a statue of masculinity. If I was in your office, you'd probably walk in every morning and say, 'Damn, now that's what I want to be.'
Ben: If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you.
Mike: And I'd want you to 'cause I'd be made out of metal, and I'd be cold. See? Even as a statue, man, I still get what I want.

Mike: Taxpayers shouldn't have a say in how their taxes dollars are spent. That's called anarchy!
Ben: Well, some people call it democracy.

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