Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 3 Episode 1: "Lone Wolf" Quotes
Working in a group like a human is not efficient. Yesterday, I spent half the day searching my email for data sequencing numbers, but all I found were fantasy football requests. If I'm going to defeat Joseph, I need to work alone like a real alien. So, I handled it exactly like a human worker would. I texted Jeff and asked him to tell the General I was sick.
Harry [to himself]
General: Why do you have a picture of a boy's chest?
Harry: Oh, that's my chest. I have been manscaping.
Liv [music blasting in the background]: Listen, that duffle bag belongs to the alien tracker's son. I found the information in a diary.
Mike: Who has diarrhea?
Liv: No! DIARY!
Mike: Diarrhea?
Liv: DIARY! And I found the name of the son's therapist. He lives in Utah, and, get this. He was murdered last night!
Mike: Damn! Things have taken a turn. No wonder you have diarrhea.
Harry: Is this this girl talk? I want to play. You go, girl!
Asta: D'Arcy and Kayla think that I should ask Deputy Joseph on a date.
Harry: You cannot go, girl.
There's a lot of confusing shit coming from over here, I'm going to be honest with you.
Mike
Liv: Pass me some more tape?
Mike: What are you doing with all these sponges?
Liv: I didn't want to raise red flags using department resources, so I bought the fingerprint kit online, and the scrubber is for my cast iron skillet.
Mike: Wait. Wait. You wash your cast iron skillet? You can't do that! Where do you think the food's flavor comes from?
Liv: The food?
Mike: The skillet! What you think got more flavor? The food you cookin' or ten years of food cooked on iron?
Liv: I don't know, but now my stomach feels weird.
Mike: Shit. Scrubbin' a cast iron skillet, that's like, that's like washin' your hands before you eat a sandwich. Half of what you taste on a sandwich, that's finger flavor.
Harry: You are tracking Asta? You are doing what I was doing!
D'Arcy: It's only creepy if you do it.
Harry: Joseph is a Grey alien here to destroy the planet.
Asta: What? And you let me go on a date with him?
Harry: Also, Judy pooper used your bathtub without permission! Can you believe her?
Other decisions are so big they affect the whole planet. I knew what I was doing when I told Asta to date Joseph, I was making the decision that the earth is more important than any one person, but what if that one person feels more important than anything? What if you love them so much you will choose what is best for them before what is best for an entire planet? If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite.
Harry [to himself]
Harry: Asta, what should I do? I could have gotten information from Joseph, information that would help me save the planet, but I had to stop because of you. I will always have to stop because of you.
Asta: I, I don't understand.
Harry: I care about you too much. If I could just kill you, I could save the world, but if I save you, then the world dies, and you die with it, so why can I not just kill you [sobs].
Asta: Oh, Harry.
Harry: You're afraid of me now.
Asta: No, I know you would never kill me. And I'm gonna help you. I will not let you fail your mission.
Harry: You'll kill yourself? You are such a good friend. [hugs her] You're a good friend.
