Liv: Pass me some more tape?
Mike: What are you doing with all these sponges?
Liv: I didn't want to raise red flags using department resources, so I bought the fingerprint kit online, and the scrubber is for my cast iron skillet.
Mike: Wait. Wait. You wash your cast iron skillet? You can't do that! Where do you think the food's flavor comes from?
Liv: The food?
Mike: The skillet! What you think got more flavor? The food you cookin' or ten years of food cooked on iron?
Liv: I don't know, but now my stomach feels weird.
Mike: Shit. Scrubbin' a cast iron skillet, that's like, that's like washin' your hands before you eat a sandwich. Half of what you taste on a sandwich, that's finger flavor.


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Resident Alien Season 3 Episode 1: "Lone Wolf"
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Resident Alien Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

General: Why do you have a picture of a boy's chest?
Harry: Oh, that's my chest. I have been manscaping.

Working in a group like a human is not efficient. Yesterday, I spent half the day searching my email for data sequencing numbers, but all I found were fantasy football requests. If I'm going to defeat Joseph, I need to work alone like a real alien. So, I handled it exactly like a human worker would. I texted Jeff and asked him to tell the General I was sick.

Harry [to himself]