Sheriff: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. Everybody calls me Big Black.
Harry: Because of your truck.
Sheriff: Because of my... [chuckles] Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.

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To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement. If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.

Harry

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Ben: Thanks for getting him, Mike.
Sheriff: I told you to call me Big Black.
Ben: Yeah, I'm, I'm not comfortable with that.

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Harry: This. Is. Awesome!
Asta: What? What's awesome?
Harry: A good mystery. Figuring out what happened. Like Law & Order. Kung kung! That was fun.
Asta: Fun?
Harry: Yeah. I know who killed him.
Ben: Who?
Harry: He did. The angle of the wounds. The way the blood is on his hand. He murdered himself.
Sheriff: And why the hell would he do that?
Harry: I don't know. I wasn't here. [walks away]
Sheriff: Aight, look. That's one creepy son of a bitch, right? That ain't just me, right? Ya'll see that, right?

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Ben: Hey, please don't tell me that you're leaving.
Harry: OK. I won't.
Ben: Wh, um, well, but we, we still need your help.
Harry: I was asked to come look at a dead body. I did that. Do you have more dead bodies?
Ben: No.
Harry: Then. I have to go.

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Asta: You OK to drive home? Or you gonna daaance home?
Harry: That would be fun. But impractical.

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Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the earth. Somewhere; not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed nine feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.

Harry

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Asta: I've always been an outsider. Maybe that's why I understand you.
Harry: What makes you think I'm an outsider?
Asta: Because wherever you learned to do that stuff back there, it wasn't around here. You're just different. I know what that feels like. Sometimes just feeling human is alien to me.
Harry: Yeah, me too.

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Whiskey. Headache. Nausea. Severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they obviously would never drink it.

Harry

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