Hal: And the title of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen 1955 is…
Alice: Ethel Muggs.

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Betty: Okay, wait, so Midge and Fangs have actually…
Toni: Yes, Betty.
Betty: Just once or multiple times?
Veronica: From the way those two would look at each other, I’m guessing they were doing the deed on the reg.

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Betty: Ethel, you’re so beautiful. Why aren’t you competing?
Ethel: I couldn’t. You heard what your mom said about being Miss Riverdale Teen Queen. She’s supposed to embody the best of the town. Be Riverdale’s ideal girl. That’s not me, Betty. I’m the girl whose parents were murdered. The girl who’s quiet and likes comic books and draws creepy pictures. No one in their right mind would crown me Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.

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Alice: You know, I was Miss Riverdale Teen Queen back in my day.
Betty: I know. Everyone knows.
Alice: The night I was crowned, it was the greatest night of my life. I thought I could do anything. Be anything. You know, well, it’s silly, but I thought I might grow up to be a stewardess and travel the world to see glamorous places.
Betty: You wanted to be a stewardess? That I did not know.

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