Favorite Rizzoli & Isles Quotes
You bought a car for a chick? Dumb bro.
Barry
Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?
Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.
This reminds of the time I asked for a bunk bed and you surprised me with a pink canopy.
Jane
Why do you have to go straight to breeding, with my brother.
Jane
Frankie: I'm waiting for an apology.
Jane: Take a seat. You'll be waiting a long time.
I'm done watching coffee porn.
Jane
Maura: Let's talk about his penis.
Jane: If we must.
Maura: I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn't talk.
Jane: Or have a face licking fetish.
I'll be OK, or I won't. It's my choice.
Casey
Jane: Please tell me you found some DNA and I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Maura: I did.
Jane: I'm not giving you 100 bucks but I'm really glad.
A stomach's contents are like somebody's grocery bag. They're so revealing. It's my favorite part.
Maura
