Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?

Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.

Right now all I want to do is get you naked and lick your face.

Giovanni

You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

Downstairs only. I will poke you in your scar tissue if you even touch the up arrow.

Maura

Those boots are fashion homicide.

Maura

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Marmalade is the new black.

Maura

Maura: I think we're a match.
Jane: You are not really my type.

Jane: What's wrong?
Maura: Nothing.
Jane: Tell that to your face. It looks pretty bothered.

Giovanni: You like Italian?
Maura: I love Italians.

Jesse: Call me. I wouldn't mind be interrogated by you.
Jane: Heard that line. Like four million times.