Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
You're seduced by anyone with an entourage.
Hank
Evan: Hi, there. You looking for somebody? Maybe somebody who knows how to surf without perling?
Katie: You got me. I like to base my relationships on surfing technique.
Call me Supermanny.
Evan
(to Hank) You're younger than I imagined. Most concierge doctors around here are on their third wives and last legs.
Marshall Bryant
My brother needed me for once. And, needless to say, I came through -- like Superman. Not like Superman. He's too much of a boy scout. More like Batman 'cause he's dark and mysterious and good with the ladies.
Evan
Hank: She [Jill] offered me a job. In her E.R.
Evan: As in, like, a bail-on-HankMed-and-leave-your-CFO-high-and-dry kind of job?
Hank: Well, that's not how she put it, but yeah, it could have that effect.
Hank: Look, if you like her [Tess], then ask her out.
Evan: Did she tell you to tell me that?
Hank: Yes, by my locker, before homeroom.
Quid pro quo you deserve better from me.
Hank
Evan: I've dropped phones in pools and toilets... the occasional mojito.
Rob: Hot tubs, koi ponds, and a volcano.
Will: You're a good nanny, Steven.
Evan: I'm a manny, and it's Kevin. (realizes mistake) Evan.
Hank: Relax, I wasn't making a move.
Evan: 'Making a move?' You actually just said that?
Hank: I've been out of the game.
Evan: For how long, since the sinking of the Lusitania?
Sam: Aunt Claire, we're memorizing our audition song.
Maddie: Yeah, we're gonna win the American Idols.
Evan: Oh no, it's American Idol, kids.
Sam & Maddie: Not for us!
