Josh: You didn't tell me there were going to be naked people.
Melissa: I didn't know. Dave didn't mention it. Oh no, is Dave going to be naked?
Josh: His character is called The Unprotected Secret Truth so I'm thinking yes. I cannot see Dave naked.
Melissa: Sure you can. We're doctors.
Josh: I operate on knees. This is way above my pay grade.

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• Added: July 27, 2021

Emma: You're the one who broke poor Betsy McDonough's heart, then crossed the footbridge with every woman in town in some pathetic attempt to bag a wife. And how'd that work out? Get yourself a good one?
Josh: Ah, still looking.

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• Added: July 27, 2021

Kid 1: Miss Tate is right. How can you live a life part way?
Kid 2: Or be half a friend?
Tootie: Why do you keep giving up, Dr. Skinner?
Kid 3: Yeah, why?
Josh: Hey, back off. It's a door.
Carson: Is it?

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• Added: July 27, 2021

I've got so many questions and no idea who to ask. For instance, where does the baby come out? I feel like there are a couple of options, but both seem crazy.

Nancy

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Melissa: You're in a musical. That's how musicals work. When you're too emotional to talk, you sing. When you're too emotional to sing, you dance.
Josh: What happens when you're too emotional to dance? Does it loop back around to talking? Cause I feel like that's where I'm at right now.

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Josh: You know musicals. Any tips for me? Like what musical I'm in?
Melissa: I'm so torn between really not wanting to help you and really wanting to show off how much I know.

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Josh: That was amazing. You were amazing.
Melissa: Oh, no.
Josh: You were.
Melissa: Okay, I was. But, to be fair, being in a musical made it pretty easy. It's the first time I've ever had a baby come out completely dry.
Josh: Yeah, that was weird.

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• Added: July 27, 2021

I'm sorry. I don't care how ridiculously handsome you are, you're just wrong.

Melissa

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• Added: July 28, 2021

Romance in musicals isn't always logical. That's why they usually let the songs do the heavy lifting.

Melissa

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Doc Lopez: Then you showed up, standing up to me, speaking your mind. Yes, initially, I hated it, but now I've realized that you were right and I was wrong about everything.
Melissa: That's the sexiest thing any man has ever said to me.

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• Added: July 28, 2021