Schmigadoon!
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Josh: All right. So, what? Do you want me to go look for it? Ok, I'll do it. I will search this whole forest for that one, vaguely heart-shaped rock. Is that what you want?
Melissa: Yeah.
Josh: Babe, it's a ROCK.
Josh: You're pissed off at me for some reason.
Melissa: For some reason?
Josh: Okay.
Melissa: You lost my heart! I gave you my heart and you lost it.
Josh: Mel, it was a ROCK.
Melissa: It was a metaphor!
Josh: Mel!
Melissa: Leave me alone!
Josh: All I said is that we should bail on the hike. I didn't mean us in general. I just meant the hike.
Feel free to explore but don't wander too far from the trail. There's no cell service here in the wild and we don't want anyone dying out there. Seriously. People died last time.
Marv
Marv: So, what is the Sacred Heart Love Trail all about? Well, six years ago, Joanna and I took a look around we were super bummed. All these relationships falling apart. Heartbreak out there on the planet.
Joanna: So Marv and I created a way for couples to disconnect from the world and reconnect with each other.
Marv: Before we head out, there's a couple of items that we've provided.
Joanna: In your love bags! The most important is a heart, carved out of sacred Chippewa stone with your name on it. We asked that you give this to your partner every day and think about that really means. To give your heart to someone.
Josh: I usually give it a kick.
Melissa: Oh, really?
Josh: Yeah. Right there. I could do it for you if you'd like.
Melissa: Nah, I've been doing all my own kicking since third grade.
What, so one kick and, apparently, MAGIC?
Melissa
Betsy: Look! There's the swing I used to swing on the summer I turned fourteen. Seems like that was only yesterday.
Josh: But it wasn't, right?
Melissa: Wait, is this an actual gun?
Danny: It sure is. Now, you're gonna want to place your left hand on the barrel, while you position your finger on the trigger. Now, be careful. This thing can go off if you stroke it the right way, even gently. So mind your grip and just remember, these things were built to explode.
Danny: Say, what do you think of that teddy bear?
Melissa: Ugh, it's creepy
Danny: You want it?
Melissa: Yes! Are you gonna win it for me?
Danny: Heck, no. You're a strong, independent woman. You're going to win it for yourself.
Mildred: I don't like those two outsiders, Howard, or their new-fangled city ideas. They don't belong here.
Howard: I don't know about that, Mildred.
Mildred: I know you don't. That's why I'm telling you. They need to go.
Oh, did you see that? This super hot guy just bought me for two dollars. Yeah! Make it rain, Danny Bailey!
Melissa
