Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 2 Episode 16: "Fractured" Quotes
Walter, are you doing this for a dramatic effect or are you actually thinking?
Toby
Walter, I don't want my last act on Earth to be singing acapella with you.
Toby
Paige: You look like you just got off a motorcycle.
Happy: I did just get off a motorcycle.
Everyone! There is an earthquake coming! It's coming for you!
Sylvester
Sylvester: Because she loves me like a brother.
Happy: I used the same tech for a life vest I made for a lunatic I work with.
Ralph, the ocean is the world's toilet. You want to stay out of toilets.
Sylvester
Paige: But, he is your responsibility, so if he gets hurt, cut, so much as a hair out of place, you will not like me very much.
Sylvester: I'm not sure I like you very much right now.
Maybe you can wrap the kid in bubble wrap before he goes.
Happy
Toby: Objection! Inflammatory!
Paige: Overruled.
Toby: Objection! You can't make that call. You're sweet on each other.
Paige and Walter: Objection!
Don't be such a creamer screamer!
Toby
Toby: People like flavored creamers.
Walter: Creamer is a flavor!
