No, you drove towards a tornado. There's no equation that makes that safe.

Tim

For the record, that theoretical marriage thing? You should chew on that for awhile.

Toby

Happy: What is that?
Toby: Back up hat. I keep them stashed all over the garage.

Walter: You're going to want to buckle in.
Paige: I am buckled in.
Walter: Then you're going to want to hold on.

Thanks, Walter. You are always such a source of comfort.

Toby

Your professor is a human. You're a genius. Now I have faith in your mind, but if you don't, then there's no point in you having your ability.

Walter

Uh, I think we've lost Walt. He's officially nuts.

Happy

Since we can't control the weather, we're toast.

Toby

See, you don't always know what he's saying, but he always explains himself.

Paige

Happy: Besides, I could take a break from that hat.
Toby: Me and the hat are a packaged deal.
Happy: Not anymore.

People often reject what they can't understand like my Super Fun Guy Opera.

Sylvester

Toby: Just to recap we came here to do two years worth of work in two days.
Walter: And now we only have two hours.

Scorpion Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

I am taking responsibility for saying no to a date with a great guy.

Linda

A physical advantage will eventually wane in face of superior intellect.

Walter